OMG in a shipment of Roombas loose in Deena's Wal-Mart. I love this idea. Then you have these constant Roomba attacks all over the store and the potential in that scenario is so great.
You have the lunchboxes being chased, the lunchboxes doing some chasing, an effort to defend the machines in the store---from power tools to Power Wheels to exercise equipment and the electric pallet jacks back in the stock room, to the appliances!---from the lunchboxes, and heaven help them all if any get into the parking lot, and the whole disaster compounded by the need to get customers collected (I like your free fries at the McDonald's bit, that's a good idea) so that they can be quietly escorted out.
Darnell and Sam are probably only there for a few ingredients, but... Sam will observe for a bit, and then offer to help, because hot damn do these people have a mess on their hands. Despite his understandable uncertainty, Darnell'd be inclined to help, too. (BETH: AMRITE?)
Much later, there's the question of who built Lunchbox Zero.
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theibitingman) wrote2017-09-23 07:30 pm
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You have the lunchboxes being chased, the lunchboxes doing some chasing, an effort to defend the machines in the store---from power tools to Power Wheels to exercise equipment and the electric pallet jacks back in the stock room, to the appliances!---from the lunchboxes, and heaven help them all if any get into the parking lot, and the whole disaster compounded by the need to get customers collected (I like your free fries at the McDonald's bit, that's a good idea) so that they can be quietly escorted out.
Darnell and Sam are probably only there for a few ingredients, but... Sam will observe for a bit, and then offer to help, because hot damn do these people have a mess on their hands. Despite his understandable uncertainty, Darnell'd be inclined to help, too. (BETH: AMRITE?)
Much later, there's the question of who built Lunchbox Zero.
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"That wasn't very nice. I don't appreciate mean-spirited happenings in my Wal-Mart, y'understand? So we might have a problem here."